yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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