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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?

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• (310): View more from California

  Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???

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  As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful

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