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dude, she has braces

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i meant the dude w the ponytail.

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i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

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(717): dude, she has braces (240): i meant the dude w the ponytail. (717): i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o. http://tfl.nu/8ov5

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(716): View more from New York

fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.

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(716): fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck. http://tfl.nu/62ha

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(989): View more from Michigan

I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa

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(989): I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa http://tfl.nu/0rxp

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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.

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(717): He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again. http://tfl.nu/x7y1

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart

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(201): she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart http://tfl.nu/a2u7

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(260): View more from Indiana

Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?

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(260): Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on? http://tfl.nu/ottv

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(754): View more from Florida

He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?

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In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?

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(754): He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach? (954): In the hopes he'll just put it in one day? http://tfl.nu/u4da

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(920): He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car. http://tfl.nu/srqw

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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(714): Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex? http://tfl.nu/9pxt

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset

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(412): I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset http://tfl.nu/cmm6

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(432): View more from Texas

Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??

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(432): Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips?? http://tfl.nu/qj3i

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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.

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(651): My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex. http://tfl.nu/dfh2

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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"

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(610): There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division" http://tfl.nu/egg0

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(314): View more from Missouri

For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.

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(314): For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo. http://tfl.nu/n4q2

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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..

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(315): I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children.. http://tfl.nu/lakp

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