You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!