dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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