We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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