the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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