I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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