escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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