Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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