Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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