i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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