Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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