no. you can't hotbox the world.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sext me about skeletons
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize
