Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I am naked and annoyed.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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