i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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