Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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