I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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