how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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