is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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