just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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