R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize