hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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