I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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