Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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