My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Can I color on your dick again?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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