But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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