yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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