He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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