yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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