Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i have two assholes
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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