Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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