I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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