is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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