Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This house was built for laser tag.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
