I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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