Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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