I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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