You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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