Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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