I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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