Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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