Whod you bang
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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