this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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