have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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