Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Can I color on your dick again?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks