Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers