But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
What changed your mind?
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants