I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.