And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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