I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think people are normalizing furries
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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