Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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