i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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