I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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