just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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