his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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