She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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