This house was built for laser tag.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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