Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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