Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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